Warren Teagarden once had a dream in which he could not stop talking. He talked and talked and could not control himself. He tried to clench his jaw and close his mouth but it didn't work. He pressed both hands tightly over his lips but it didn't work. He punched himself, bashed his head against the wall, and thew himself to the floor. But none of this worked. He was powerless to control the endless river of words streaming forth. The words he spoke were of purest truth and beauty and contained the wisdom of a thousand Gods. But his words flowed only to the empty darkness of space and were instantly gone forever in the void. Such is life, my friends. Such is life.

Clamhawk Manor is the backing band for impenitent frontman, Roger Oddcock. He believes that rock 'n' roll should be big, loud, sexy and irreverent. It should deliver the goods with a self-confident swagger but never take itself too seriously. Rock 'n' roll should be fun and it should have balls. Clamhawk Manor bring the funballs back to rock!

Clamhawk Manor were recently the subject of Lupine Films first feature length effort, "A Hard Day's Nightmare." This rock 'n' roll horror comedy musical follows the band as they attempt to make it to their big show while avoiding the advances of their biggest fans, flesh eating monsters.